doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

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susemoji:

I HATE THIS

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nintendontdodrugs:

weloveshortvideos:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket.

looks like viners are finally running out of ideas.

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wesley-crusher:

deepspacednine:

likeafieldmouse:

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)


The Screenshot (2014)

The Reblog (2014)

wesley-crusher:

deepspacednine:

likeafieldmouse:

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

image

The Screenshot (2014)

The Reblog (2014)

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michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(via probablyadirtyjoke)


weloveshortvideos:

THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween


solarcat:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

OH MY GOD I’M NOT ALONE

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aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

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alifechasingghosts:

fandomblogger:

alifechasingghosts:

Today in French class we were learning about foods so we set up a market with cut out pictures of cheese and milk and cakes and when I ran out of money I stole a loaf of bread and my teacher just laughed and told me I was going to jail for 19 years

did your whole class die then

None of them got the joke so no, the insolent fucks did not have the courtesy to die

I was disappointed 

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shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

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flamingmuse:

"You make me wanna be your boyfriend."

That is still one of my favorite lines in the show for how it turns around the usual dynamic; Rachel doesn’t want to turn Kurt straight but instead wants to be a gay boy to date him.  It’s such a casual thing that means so very much.

I really love their friendship.  They’re imperfect mirrors of each other, but on this show in many ways - for all of the people that they both have who love them - nobody understands them better than these two understand each other.

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nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

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